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Gaga signs penis

Lady Gaga autographed a fan's penis at a recent signing, she has revealed.

The provocative singer made the admission to a British tabloid, confessing to being confronted by the unusual request during a recent tour of North America.

"I feel embarrassed saying this but... I was doing a meet-and-greet backstage in Canada. I had enough room to write Lady GaGa", she explained.

"I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Maybe it is still there - who knows? It was a permanent marker too!", said Gaga.

Her current single, "Poker Face", is at Number One in the UK chart, with debut album, "The Fame", reported to be set to follow suit this Sunday.



RACOON BITES PENIS Russian's camping hell A man in Russia, identified only as Alexander K., has had a large chunk of his penis bitten off by a racoon. According to Funreports, The 44-year-old was enjoying a weekend away with male friends camping in the woods, when he attempted to have sex with the animal. As her bent over the animal and undid his flies, the racoon leapt forward and bit his manhood. A doctor who treated the man said: “We were shocked with what we saw. We examined the body of the raccoon and did not find rabies. We told the man that he could have a plastic surgery of the penis to have it recreated."



Husband Sues Doc Over Fractured Penis

A local Philadelphia man is suing a doctor, claiming he's now impotent because the urologist misdiagnosed his condition.

The Drexel Hill husband says he and his wife had a healthy sex life until a Saturday morning in 2004, when, while having intercourse, he struck her pelvic bone, according to the Daily Times.

“I heard a pop and a sharp pain. And blood was shooting all over,” he told the jury according to the newspaper's report. “I didn’t have a clue what was happening. Blood was spurting all over.”

His wife took him straight away to the emergency room. The man's claiming the urologist he sought out for treatment that day didn't figure out his penis was fractured. That's a big deal, he claims, because apparently there is only a short window of opportunity to have surgery for a fractured penis.

By the time the husband did some research of his own on the internet and got a second opinion, he said it was too late.

“I was really upset,” he said. “It ripped me apart. I can’t have sex with my wife. It was so overwhelming.”

The man testified in court this week that he has tried lots of other options to get things back in working order, but nothing has helped.

“It hurt so bad. I tried to have sex, but couldn’t,” he said.

The doctor has denied any negligence and said he saw no signs of a penile fracture, according to the Daily Times.

The man's wife was expected to testify on Thursday and the jury could get the case by Friday.