Friday, December 22, 2006

Thanks





Well 2006 comes to a close I just don,t have the time to post.

I want to thank all the people who hit this blog I have no idea what I am doing or if I am doing it right.

I hope you all have a very gay Christmas and a very happy new year.
If your on the Jewel in 2007 look us up.
Thanks again and happy blogging.

Stephen & Stephen

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Military Hardcore


Military Hardcore A tribute to the men who suck and fuck.















GLORIA ESTEFAN lyrics - "I Wish You"


The day I was born I knew a lot of things
But now that I'm grown
I'm just remembering
Where I have been.
Might've we met before
Suddenly something has led you back
To my door
Looking to settle the score
But no more

Deceive me, hurt and mislead me
All that I wish you is love
Abuse me, damage and use me
All that I wish you is love

Believe me it's hard to turn the other cheek
Faithful and kind
Might be confused for weak
An innocent streak
I'm learning a lot from you
Making me stronger each time you think
I've been beat
Whatever you scatter you reap
But down deep

Defeat me, shame and mistreat me
All that I wish you is love
Despise me, lie criticize me
All that I wish you is love

I may not forget, but I forgive you
If it happens again
The way that I grew, I owe it to you
I have you to thank

Deceive me, hurt and mislead me
All that I wish you is love
Abuse me, damage and use me
All that I wish you is love

Defeat me, shame and mistreat me
All that I wish you is love
Despise me, lie criticize me
All that I wish you is love
All that I wish you is love

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Fresh Squeezed Lemons


Nicholas Lemons

height: 6' 1" / 185.42 cm
chest 40
waist: 32" / 81.28 cm
hips: n/a
shoes: 11
hair colour: Brown Light
hair length: Short
eyes: Blue




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I die of love for him, perfect in every way,
Lost in the strains of wafting music.
My eyes are fixed upon his delightful body
And I do not wonder at his beauty.
His waist is a sapling, his face a moon,
And loveliness rolls off his rosy cheek
I die of love for you, but keep this secret:
The tie that binds us is an unbreakable rope.
How much time did your creation take, O angel?
So what! All I want is to sing your praises.



A gentle fawn passed around the cup
Delicate of waist and slim of flank,
“Will you be on your way, come morn?” he chirped.
“How can we bear to leave?” came the reply.
He glided among us and made us drunk,
And we slept, but as the cock was about to crow
I made for him, my garments trailing, my ram ready for butting.
When I plunged my spear into him
He awoke as a wounded man awakes from his wounds.
“You were an easy kill,” said I, “so let’s have no reproaches.”
“You win, so take what you will, but give me fair reward.”
So after I had placed my saddle bag upon him he burst into song,
“Are you not the most generous rider ever, of all Allah’s creatures?”



O, starry night of good omen,
When drunkard mounted drunkard,
We whiled away the time in worship to the Devil,
With fervent faith,
Until the monks rang death’s bell and dawn,
And the young lad took off, dragging his delightful robe
Touched by my impure desire.
“Woe is me,” he said through his tears,
“You have torn away the dignity I had long treasured.”
“A lion saw a gazelle and lunged at it,” said I,
“Such are the vagaries of fate.”












Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one fruitcake says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy."

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass."



A gay guy walks into the a tavern and spies an Indian sitting by himself up at the bar. So he minces his way up, sits on the seat beside him, and orders himself a beer. He takes a sip of the beer and, glancing at the Indian, leans across to him and says, "Want a blow job?"

The Indian looks at him, puts his beer down, and smashes him in the face as hard as he can. The gay guy drops to the floor, so the Indian deals out a couple of kicks to his head, another one in the guts, and then slams the chair over him. Still not finished, he grabs him by the hair and drags him outside, throws him down the stairs, and spits on him as he lies twitching on the pavement.

Satisfied, he turns around, walks back into the pub, and sits down again. The barman, who witnessed the whole thing, slides up to him and asks, "Hey, what did that fella say to you?"

The Indian replies, "Dunno, something about a job."



A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.

He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"



Two gay men live in a house. One is upstairs, getting ready for work. He goes down stairs and finds the other one, jerking off in a condom. So the one goes, "What the fuck are you doing?!?" The other one replies, "I'm packing your lunch"

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Aussie Soap Hunk Ryan Kwanten


Ryan Kwanten

Birth name Ryan Christian Kwanten
Occupation Actor
Birthday November 28, 1976 (30)
Sign Sagittarius
Birthplace Sydney, Australia

Born and raised in Sydney, Australia, Kwanten got into acting by chance after accompanying his brother to an audition where Ryan gave a reading and was signed up by the casting agents. An avid surfer and swimmer, Kwanten was cast in a guest-starring role as a surfer in Home and Away when he was 15 years old. A few years later, he landed a leading role in the series as Vinnie Patterson and stayed with the show for three seasons. He also starred in the Australian series Spellbinder II and guest-starred in A Country Practice, GP and Water Rats. In the U.S., Kwanten had a leading role in Junction Boys and guest-starred in The Handler and Tru Calling.
Ryan also stars in Summerland.







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Milo Ventimiglia

Milo Anthony Ventimiglia (born July 8, 1977) is an American actor. He is best known for his roles in the television series Gilmore Girls, American Dreams and Heroes.

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