Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Hit the Showers Guys

Joel: "What`s the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?"

Adrian: ` I don`t know.`

Joel: " Oh, so it was you!"

Two gay guys were in the shower together when one looked down and saw a puddle of white liquid. He said to the other man, What did I tell you about farting in the shower?


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake! wiener at her making the woo-woo

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.


Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel,
shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed!

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