Special Edition.........Beach Babes

Landmark Gay Bar Might Close in Laguna Beach



The Boom Boom Room, Laguna Beach's longstanding gay bar, is scheduled to close next month to make way for an upscale hotel and restaurant.
"This is the heart of the gay community," Richard Barry told The Los Angeles Times on a recent night out at the club on South Coast Highway. "The other gay bars are starting points, but this is where we end up."

The news is being met with anger by those who see more than just a bar closing. Some say it symbolizes the gradual shrinking of Laguna Beach's gay community -- thanks largely to skyrocketing housing prices.

Now an aging building, the Boom Boom Room was where Rock Hudson once partied.



Gay cruising

British naturists claim their rights are being stripped after the Ministry of Defence (MoD) closed a nudist beach area in Cornwall because it was allegedly attracting gay sex near the military training camp.

The MoD along with the Perranzabuloe parish council and Haven Holiday Park decided to close the area claiming it had no problem with homosexuality but wanted to eliminate the “bad elements.”
The complaints regarded reports of cottaging in the area close to where children were playing and training
“The "ban" has arisen since the MOD run a training camp at Penhale Sands, just behind the beach and young cadets have recently been approached in inappropriate ways by naked people as well as observing sexual activity - and therefore nothing to do with the genuine naturist users of the beach who merely wish to relax in the sun.



When gay culture goes mainstream

Provincetown is looking for answers. Once among the handful of places where gays could vacation and be comfortable, the bohemian beach resort is worrying that its core market may dwindle as gay travelers discover new destinations.

As a result, the town is quietly promoting another side of itself. It is trying to reach gay families and straight audiences, playing up historical attractions and plentiful family-oriented activities.

``As gay civil rights advance, Provincetown's exclusivity as a gay destination probably loses on the other end," said Patrick Patrick, president of the Provincetown Chamber of Commerce, who said his group ``has been asking them to do that for years, to push more broad-based marketing."

Guns and Morons

This is a good lesson in why morons should not play with guns.

MILITARY MONDAY

West Pointer Wins First-ever Military Award For Challenging 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'
08.11.06

By Anthony Cuesta

A West Point graduate has earned an academic award and Congressional recognition for a senior thesis arguing that the military's gay ban should be scrapped because it violates military values.

A dozen scholars who study the military said this was the first they had heard of a military service academy giving an award for research on gays in the military.
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Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons. ~Letter to the editor, The Advocate

Ford Models 360-The Source – Rio Swimwear – Sunga

Ford Models gets to the bottom of how Brazilian girls like their guys!

Speedo Sunday

What should you do if you're approachedby a man wearing a Speedo?

Do a quick scan of the belly-to-body-hair ratio to determine if he's a member of the U.S. Olympic Men's Swim Team. If not, quickly scatter french fries around you in a defensive circle. Bring on the sea gulls.

LockerRoom Boredom.

A Re-Enactment of Mulan and The Lion King.

Saturday Morning Sports Show

Matthew McConaughey's sports car goes for $61,600 on eBay

The winning bid for actor Matthew McConaughey's 1971 Stingray Corvette convertible, auctioned on eBay for hurricane relief, was $61,600.

The Texas native said he's donating all proceeds from last month's sale to Oprah's Angel Network for Hurricane Katrina and Rita recovery efforts.

The Web site indicated 72 bids were received for the sports car. The name of the winning bidder was not immediately released.



Boxer Oscar de La Hoya has always had tremendous crossover appeal, Latino/non-Latino, male/female and straight/gay. His looks and body have made him an icon to many gay fans.

But he tells gay Latino magazine qvmagazine.com that while he's flattered by the attention, he's not into beating up guys in the ring and kissing them outside.
The last part of an article in QV had this following exchange:

Q: "And lastly, your fame is based on many things-your boxing, your celebrity, your good looks, and more. This leads some of your gay fans to wonder if you are gay. Just for the record-are you? ''

A: "No, not at all. And I don't mean that in a bad way. I respect the whole world. I am not gay, but I do have a lot of gay fans-and I am grateful to all of them for the support they have always given me in my career.''



Do Me Baby! Sex and Sports Do Mix

This is from Reuters News Service and should make all you weekend warriors and other jocks happy:

Contrary to popular wisdom that athletes should abstain from sex before a big event, Italian researchers said sex could enhance their performance by making them more aggressive.

‘‘The key is a player’s level of testosterone, the hormone related to both sex and aggression. Testosterone levels are known to be higher in men who are sexually active,’’ the British journal New Scientist said Nov. 24, 1999.

New research by Emmanuele Jannini, of L’Aquila University in Italy, showed that testosterone levels rise after sex.

`‘It’s an adaptive mechanism. If a man has sexual intercourse, testosterone causes him to desire the next sexual intercourse.’’

David Handelsman, a specialist in reproductive medicine at Australia’s Sydney University, described the research as thought provoking.

"This is the first clear evidence in the vexed relationship between male sexuality and testosterone,’’ he said.

The researchers said the decision about whether or not an athlete should have sex before an event should be based on whether the sport required aggression.

"It’s a matter of the character of the athlete. If he needs to be more aggressive it’s better to have sex,’’ Jannini added.


Three gays were discussing what they thought their favourite sport would be.
The first guy sighs, "American Football, because of all those gorgeous guys bending over in their tight pants."
The second guy sighs, "Wrestling, because of those skimpy little costumes."
The third guy sighs, "Baseball, because I'd be pitching with the bases loaded."
"And..." asked the other two.
The third guy continues, "The batter would hit a ground ball right to me, I'd catch it, and I'd just stand there while the other guys rounded the bases. Meanwhile, the crowd would be going crazy, and screaming, 'Throw the ball, you cocksucker!'

And, that's what I like -- the recognition."



Gross

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the banks internal security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes Scattered throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank’s audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we’ll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.

The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, Uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.



Q: What's the definition of confusion?

A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

Getting Naked

Some Guys On The Bus Getting Naked Just For You!

Friday Whitey

Say it with pictures
Its all white baby

Vintage Thursday

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Oscar Wilde



In Reading gaol by Reading town
There is a pit of shame,
And in it lies a wretched man
Eaten by teeth of flame,
In a burning winding-sheet he lies,
And his grave has got no name.

And there, till Christ call forth the dead,
In silence let him lie:
No need to waste the foolish tear,
Or heave the windy sigh:
The man had killed the thing he loved,
And so he had to die.

And all men kill the thing they love,
By all let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!



Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

Oscar Wilde



Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.

Oscar Wilde



One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.

Oscar Wilde



My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

Oscar Wilde



Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.

Oscar Wilde

Wednesday Woody

Husband cut off rival's penis, court told



A man caught his estranged wife in bed with her lover, stabbed him to death and cut off his penis last night, a Sydney court heard today.

Sydney's Central Local Court was told that Gabor Ziha, 56, of Baulkham Hills, took the severed penis of the victim, Barry Corbett, 54, and placed it in a drawer containing the underwear of his wife, Marija, 54.

The alleged attack took place at Mr Corbett's unit in Stewart Street, Parramatta.

The grisly facts emerged when Ziha, who refused to tell police what his occupation was, faced the magistrate, Gail Madgwick.

Ziha stabbed Marija several times in the leg before she could flee, according to a statement of facts handed to the court by police prosecutor Sergeant Todd Pickering.

Ziha has been charged with one count of murder and one count of malicious wounding causing grievous bodily harm.



Is My Penis Too Long for This Dress?



A Florida man was arrested for riding a bicycle while wearing a very short dress and no panties. A sheriff deputy spotted Stephen Barfield riding a bicycle at night with no lights and attempted to pull him over.


Barfield pulled a U-turn and tried to escape but was quickly apprehended. The arresting officer couldn’t help but notice Mr. Barfield was not wearing any panties as his dress only extended to his hips.


While Barfield denied being drunk the arresting officer stated he had a strong smell of alcohol and was stumbling and slurring his speech. Mr. Barfield is being held in the men’s county jail on $1500 bond.



Pricasso paints with penis



Sydney - The 10th anniversary Sydney Sexpo opened on Thursday with what has to be a world first - an on-the-spot portrait by a "penile artist" of a "genital origamist".

Artist Tim Patch, who prefers to be known as Pricasso, uses his penis as a brush to execute surprisingly good portraits in acrylic paint.



Male circumcision 'lowers risk of HIV infection by 60%'



Removing the foreskin is thought to harden the glans (head) of the penis, making it less permeable to viruses. Research conducted in 2005 showed the transmission of HIV from women to men during sex was reduced by 60 per cent if the men were circumcised.



One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words:

"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"