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Saturday Sunshine Boy Stuart Webb

STUART WEBB

Stuart Webb (born September 3, 1980 in Uralla, New South Wales, Australia) is an Australian rugby league player for the South Sydney Rabbitohs in the National Rugby League competition. He previously played for the Sydney Roosters from 2003 to 2005, and was part of the Roosters team that played in the 2004 Grand Final against the Canterbury Bulldogs. His position of choice is at hooker.



In late 2005, Stuart was one of 12 of the hottest players in the NRL that posed for the League Of Their Own 2006 calendar that was produced in the style of the famous Dieux du Stade calendars to raise money for the Koori Kids foundation. In 2006, Stuart also appeared in the Naked Rugby League 2007-08 charity calendar, with its sales to benefit the National Breast Cancer Foundation of Australia.

Naked Rugby Leauge

Friday Sunshine Boy Zac Efron

Birth name Zachary David Alexander Efron
Born October 18, 1987 (1987-10-18) (age 19)
San Luis Obispo, California, USA


Zac Efron played the hunky brown-haired boyfriend Cameron Bale on the TV family drama Summerland. Efron grew up in Southern California and began acting in his early teens, making his way into guest-starring roles on the TV shows E.R. and Firefly. He played an autistic twin in the made-for-cable movie Miracle Run (2004, with Aidan Quinn) and starred as a reluctant jockey in the formulaic racehorce flick The Derby Stallion in 2005. The same year he joined the cast of Summerland, where his blue eyes and tousled hair made him an instant hit with young female fans. He took another heartfelt teen role in the 2006 Disney cable movie High School Musical (with Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale); the movie was a surprise hit and Efron starred in the 2007 sequel, High School Musical 2. He also played the role of Link Larkin in the 2007 remake of John Waters's Hairspray (starring John Travolta and Amanda Bynes.

Disney star scandal

Over nude picture on the web

The burgeoning career of a young Disney star has been threatened after a nude photo of her appeared on the internet.

Hudgens as Gabriella Montez with Efron in Disney's High School Musical
Vanessa Hudgens, the pretty star of the wildly popular teen film High School Musical, has admitted that the picture causing such a stir on the web is her.
The 19-year-old actress, who is rumoured to be dating fellow High School star Zac Efron, said the naked picture had been taken privately.
"It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public," she said in a statement.
There are fears that the scandal could affect Hudgens' relationship with Disney

Summer is coming to a close

With summer coming to a close I might be thinking about restarting.
What do you think.?

myspace closes the closet

In a strange turn on MySpace, you are no longer allowed to claim that you are gay. The option has been removed for some reason from the Life Style section. Many are up in arms about this change and would like it remedied at once.

If you go to the Background and Life Style section, you will see that the options that you can choose from are, "Bi, Lesbian, Straight, Not Sure, or No Answer." The, "Gay," option is no longer present. This has many in the Gay Community up in arms about the issue.

There are a few possible explanations for this. It was reported in March that two hackers were going to be spending the month of April hacking into MySpace.com in an attempt to show all of the security problems with the site. This could be an offshoot of that issue.

MySpace.com has also gone through many revamps over the last few months. This issue could be caused by an oversight on their part.

Many Internet sites are claiming that Rupert Murdoch himself is causing this problem. The billionaire owns Fox, which owns Fox Interactive Media, which owns MySpace.

Murdoch is a self-proclaimed homophobe who has stated that he would love to see a ban on anything having to do with homosexuality. He has made numerous speeches about his beliefs about homosexuality and has come under constant fire from the
Gay, Lesbian, Bi, and Transgender Communities.
Many users have reportedly sent notifications about this error over the last 24 hours. There has not been a response from Tom, or any of the other leaders at MySpace. Tom did release a statement a few hours ago, but that was about an Internet rumor that was stating that MySpace was shutting down, or going to start charging users.

MySpace has come under more and more fire over the last few months because of mounting concerns and problems that many of the users are facing. According to MySpace, they are doing what they can to remedy these problems. Among the problems are the slowness of the site, and the fact that the site constantly is plagued by error messages.

If MySpace.com does not respond to this issue quickly, many of its users may start accusing the site of homophobic actions. It is strange, though, that the, "Gay," selection would go away, but not, "lesbian or bi." The reader is allowed to draw any conclusions possible from this statement.

By L. Vincent Poupard

CANDY MAN

Candy man, candy man...

Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]

I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really got me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop jive, makes my panties drop
He's a swinging rockin sugar coated candy man
A sweet rockin sugar coated candy man


Ooo yeah..

He took me to this cotton club on Hollywood and Vine
We drank champagne and we danced all night
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He's a one stop job, make my cherry pop
He's a sweet rockin sugar coated candy man
A sweet rockin sugar coated candy man

Se bop bop
Hey yeah
...


He's a one stop job, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet rockin sugar coated candy man oh
a sweet rockin sugar coated candy man

Woo yeah

... ? hot
... ? hit the spot
... ? tastes like sugar cane
Good things come to boys who wait


Candy man can...
Candy man Candy man
...Bottle of vodka covered wine (?)
Candy man, candy man

Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, makin all the panties drop
Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]
He's a one stop, got me hot, my my egh pop
Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]


He's got ?hips? like sugar cane
Good things come for boys who wait

He's a one stop job with a real big egh
He's a sweet rockin sugar coated candy man
Sh bop, a sweet rockin sugar coated candy man
a sweet rockin sugar coated candy man
a sweet rockin sugar coated candy man


Candy man, candy man

in2underwear

in2underwear

Sunshine Boy....Adam Beach

Adam Ruebin Beach (born November 11, 1972 in Ashern, Manitoba, Canada) is a Canadian actor of Saulteaux descent. His most notable roles are Ira Hayes in Flags of Our Fathers and Private Ben Yahzee in Windtalkers.






Adam on myspace Link

Guys like to hang out

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?" Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well, Charlie, how are you doing?" Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago." "Great," replies the nurse.

The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?" Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"



A man comes home from work, thinking no one else is home yet. As he puts down his briefcase and hat, he hears a faint moaning coming from his oldest daughter's bedroom. Not quite sure what's going on, he tiptoes down the hallway and gently pushes open the door, only to find his daughter on her back on her bed, eyes closed, using a dildo and on the verge of orgasm. Shocked, he blurts out, "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Visibly shaken, she quickly grabs a sheet to cover herself and yells at him to get out and close the door while she puts on some clothes.

Her father sits in the living room, appalled that his beautiful daughter would pleasure herself in this manner. The daughter comes out and admonishes her dad for not knocking before entering, and then says, "Look — I'm 25 years old, I don't have a boyfriend, I've never had a boyfriend, and I probably never will have a boyfriend. But I have needs, and I have to take care of them, you know?" Her father says, "Listen — you just haven't had much luck with boyfriends. I'm sure you'll get one soon." She replies, "No, Dad. It's just not in the cards. I'll never ever get married. That's all. I'm sorry to disappoint you."

A few weeks later, the daughter comes home early one afternoon to find her father sitting on the living room couch, with a gin and tonic in one hand, and the dildo in his other hand, watching TV. "Dad!" she yells out. "What in God's name are you doing?" The father casually looks over his shoulder at her and says, "What does it look like? I'm having a drink with my son-in-law."



A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that's getting ready to take off. Suddenly, the man sneezes. He unzips his pants and wipes off the end of his penis with his handkerchief. He zips up and continues reading his magazine. The woman cannot believe what she just saw.

Then he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief. The woman says, "Excuse me, sir, but that is disgusting and rude — and if you do it again I am going to call the flight attendant and have you removed from this plane."

He says, "I am so sorry, but I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to have an orgasm every time I sneeze."

The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, "Oh you poor man. Are you taking anything for it?"

He answers, "Pepper."



Zack comes home from school one day and is met at the door by his grandmother, who asks what he learned in school today. He replied, "We learned about sex." His grandmother just stands there, almost in shock. Then later that day she tells his mother about their conversation, and the kid's mom says, "Mother, sex IS a regularly studied subject in school these days."

Later that evening, grandmother walks past Zack's room, sees him vigorously masturbating, and says to him, "After you finish your homework, come down for dinner."



Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27-year-old male, in a pumpkin patch. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the county courthouse. From the county courthouse jail, Davidson stated that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his "need." In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

Said officer Taylor, "I just went up and asked, 'Excuse me, sir, but do you realize you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"




Two women always rode their bicycles together. One day, they decided to take a different route. One of the women remarked, "I never came this way before." To which her friend replied, "Must be the cobblestones!"



Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms — so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny — I dreamed I was skiing!"

Sunshine Boy

PAUL TELFER

Paul Telfer (born October 30, 1979, Paisley, Scotland) is a Scottish-born actor, who has lived and worked in England and Canada.

He has appeared in two Sky One series: Is Harry on the Boat? and Mile High as a stripper.

He has appeared in a series of ancient history and mythological epics: as Gannicus in the 2004 TV movie Spartacus, Hephaestion in the 2005 movie Alexander the Great from Macedonia, and the title role in the 2005 TV miniseries Hercules.

He appeared in five episodes of the BBC drama Hotel Babylon (second series, 2007).

He has also lived in New Zealand during the past few years, and has co-written theater work.