Travolta and the gay kiss

National Enquirer has this interesting picture, now who is the guy he is kissing.

Vintage Thursday

US actor Glenn Ford has died aged 90, at his home in Beverly Hills.

The actor, who appeared in hits like Gilda, The Big Heat and Midway, was found dead by paramedics. He had suffered a number of strokes.

Born in Canada, he had moved to California as a child, and joined Columbia Pictures in 1939.

In a 53-year Hollywood career, he featured in more than 100 films from romance to comedy, often portraying the tough, introspective hero.

Early in his career he turned out a film every five days from Columbia Pictures' B-unit.

Henry Fonda, Glenn Ford and Robert Mitchum in the 1975 film Midway
Ford appeared with Henry Fonda (l) and Robert Mitchum (r) in Midway
Service in the marines during World War II interrupted his fledgling career, but only briefly.

He went on to become a leading Hollywood star and formed an electric on-screen partnership with Rita Hayworth, which lasted for six films.

An action man both on and off screen, he later took up hang-gliding at the age of 64 and got married for the fourth time at 76.

Boys will be Boys

Gay Drinking game

You start with an even amount of people, guys and gals. It is just like spin the bottle but you use a bottle of vodka or teqiula. You start where everybody has a beer. When the bottle is spinning everybody has to drink. If it points to a person of the oppisite sex, you have to kiss them or drink for 5 seconds. If the person your kissing doesn't want to, then they have to drink for 10 seconds. The fun part is if it points to someone of the same sex then you have to take a shot from the bottle in the middle, but if they decide to kiss everybody has to drink for 10 seconds.

HaloScan

I have added Haloscan to the blog hopefully this will help me keep track of your comments.
It seems to have deleted all the previous comments.
So comment away and thanks guys and girls, the comments are the most rewarding part of this blog.

Stephen

Wednesday Woody

Sex toy suspect 'outed' in shop window

By MATTHEW TORBIT

A Wellington sex store owner is defending his "name and shame" tactics after posting a photo of a man, suspected of shoplifting a penis pump, in his shop window.

The Erox Lifestyle Centre, on the corner of Vivian and Cuba streets, has caught the eye of passers-by for not the usual reasons after staff put up the photo. A security footage photo features a man who allegedly put the $109.95 sex aid under his hoodie and left the shop without paying. A note above the photo says: "When will he pay for the penis pump he stole?"

Auckland-based Erox director John Frew said he was fed up with shoplifting from his nine North Island stores and the recently employed tactic had resulted in several people returning to pay for stolen items.

Shoplifting was usually reported to police, but he had found that unless the thief was instantly recognised by officers, cases were not followed up.

"Shoplifting tends to be at the bottom of the priority list for police. All I want is the man who accidently put the penis pump up his jumper and left the store to come back and pay for it."

Mugshots of suspected shoplifters were also posted online. The company's website featured security photos of another five people who allegedly took items from other stores.

Mr Frew said security cameras had only recently been installed in his two Wellington shops and the alleged penis pump thief was the capital's first to grace his wanted list.

Wellington lawyer John Edwards, who specialises in privacy law, said the tactic was risky and delved into a grey area of law. The man in the photo could possibly sue for defamation. "Mind you, truth is complete defence against defamation, so if this guy has taken the penis pump then it is unlikely to stand up in court."

Using security footage to deter shoplifting pushed privacy boundaries but was defendable, he said.

Consumers Institute chief executive David Russell said if the retailer correctly identified the shoplifter then that person was "fair game".





Judge ponders sentence

Janet French, Saskatchewan News Network
Published: Tuesday, August 29, 2006

NORTH BATTLEFORD -- A North Battleford judge is mulling over the appropriate sentence for a man who fondled a buddy sleeping on his couch after a night of drinking.

Thomas Earl Ziegenbein, 61, pleaded guilty to a charge of sexual assault for touching another man's penis while he slept on Oct. 7, 2005.

At a sentencing hearing Monday, Crown prosecutor Mitch Piche said the victim, whose identity is protected by a publication ban, has suffered as a result of the incident.

"He feels like less of a man," Piche said. "He was embarrassed by it, and had feelings of worthlessness on occasion."

The two, who were acquaintances, had been drinking together at a bar that October evening, Piche said, when Ziegenbein invited the victim to sleep on his couch for the night. The man fell asleep at about 4:30 a.m. and awoke at 5:30 a.m. to find Ziegenbein touching his penis, Piche said.

The victim froze, hoping the assault would soon stop, Piche said. Moments later, Ziegenbein's wife called out to him, and the assailant left the room, Piche said.

"He appears to be normally heterosexual, so that's a little unusual," Piche said in an interview.

Ziegenbein also pleaded guilty to breaching a court order in May not to drink alcohol.

On Monday, Ziegenbein apologized in court for the assault and said he hasn't had a drink since he was charged with breaching the May court order.

Ziegenbein's lawyer Kevan Migneault told the judge his client has an alcohol problem and is unemployed, and the assault wouldn't have happened if he was sober.

Piche asked the judge for a conditional sentence of 18 to 24 months, which would be served at home.

Migneault asked Ziegenbein be allowed to leave the house for medical appointments for migraine headache treatment and Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

Piche also wants Ziegenbein's name added to the National Sex Offender Registry and a court order to stay away from the victim.

Judge Dan O'Hanlon reserved his decision Monday, saying he needed to look at other cases before sentencing Ziegenbein.

He'll back in court to hear his sentence Sept. 11 in North Battleford.



IKEA's latest catalogue has raised eyebrows around the world because a pet dog which features on the inside cover appears to have a human-sized penis.



The "unfortunate" image, as IKEA reps have described it, appears on page two of the Swedish furniture company's glossy new 2007 catalogue - of which 175 million copies have been printed and distributed to 35 countries, including Australia.

Reports say several Canadian customers have complained to IKEA about the image while blog postings on the net are abuzz with rumours that the dog's "Swedish sausage" is the result of a mischievous employee who digitally added the image using a program like Photoshop or placed a sex aid on the couch during the photo shoot.

"They dont know if it was a disgruntled employee who placed the big dildo there or just one of those photo magic moments where what you actually see is just a figment of your imagination," wrote one blogger.

Another said: "At first glance, it just looks like a happy family enjoying their IKEA furniture. But look closer. The dog seems to be enjoying the IKEA furniture a little too much."

IKEA's Canadian public relations manager, Madeleine Frick, agreed the image bears "an uncanny likeness" to a human appendage but insisted it is just the dog's leg.

"Our intent is not to offend anybody. There is a resemblance to something else, but it is in fact the dog's leg," she told the Globe and Mail.

Another IKEA public relations representative told CTV "the image had definitely not been tampered with."



Gay Parrot

A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop.

After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"

"I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot."

"Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me."

"I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird."

"Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."

"Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?"

"Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. And I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy me; I am a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. He says. "I can't afford that."

"Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20.00; just make an offer."

The guy offers twenty dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman."

"What?" asks the guy.

"Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth."

"What happened then?" asks the guy.

"Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot.

"My God!" the guy says. "Then what?"

"Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time...

"What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy.

"That's what pisses me off. I don't know." said the parrott. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my fucking perch."

Gay Troll Patrol

Urban Dictionary: troll

Verb.........
To cruise for immediate sexual pleasure without commitment. Often characterized by an older man, seeking a younger man, or any man for immediate, often anonymous sexual contact.



That's one hairy ass..........

MILITARY MONDAY

DEPOSED tyrant Saddam Hussein has been taunted in custody with repeated screenings of a South Park film lampooning him as a gay nymphomaniac.

British tabloid The Sun reported that US Marines have been forcing the former Iraqi dictator to watch an offensive caricature of himself in low-brow animated film South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut – on repeat.

The film was banned in Iraq when it opened seven years ago, not least for its depiction of Hussein as a flamboyant and libidinous homosexual.

In the film, Hussein’s evil counterpart is none other than Satan, with whom he shares an erotic relationship.

In one of the few scenes with repeatable dialogue, Hussein remarks in a high-pitched voice: "This is getting me so hot. Rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy."

The makers of South Park – Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who voices the character of Hussein – were reported to have boasted the story at the Edinburgh International Television Festival.

"I have it on pretty good information from the Marines," The Sun reported Stone as having said.






“An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass”



“Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.”



“I didn't raise my boy to be a soldier, I brought him up to be my pride and joy, Who dares to put a musket to his shoulder, To kill some other mother's boy”




“The discipline which makes the soldiers of a free country reliable in battle is not to be gained by harsh or tyrannical treatment. On the contrary, such treatment is far more likely to destroy than to make an army. It is possible to impart instruction and give commands in such a manner and such a tone of voice as to inspire in the soldier no feeling, but an intense desire to obey, while the opposite manner and tone of voice cannot fail to excite strong resentment and a desire to disobey. The one mode or the other of dealing with subordinates springs from a corresponding spirit in the breast of the commander. He who feels the respect which is due to others cannot fail to inspire in them respect for himself. While he who feels, and hence manifests, disrespect towards others, especially his subordinates, cannot fail to inspire hatred against himself.”



“Homosexuality, is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments just as philosophy is regarded as shameful by them, because it is apparently not in the interest of such rulers to have great ideas engendered in their subjects, or powerful friendships or passionate love-all of which homosexuality is particularly apt to produce."”



“Let the little fairy in you fly!”



“I love the word "faggot," because it describes my kind of guy. You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of the gay community. Without us, you're nothing! We have been there all through history guiding your sorry ass through the underground railroad! ...We went to the prom with you.”