Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Tented Pants and Fleshy Banana's



Sued Over Penis Tattoo Prank


Komfie Manalo - All Headline News Correspondent
Buenos Aires, Argentina (AHN) - A tattoo artist from Argentina is facing a lawsuit after drawing a penis on the back of an Argentinean football fan instead of his favorite team's official logo.

Reports said the teenager approached the tattoo artist and asked him to tattoo the logo of the Boca Junior football team on his back.

However, the tattooist was an avid supporter of the rival team and decided to play a prank on his young customer.

After reaching home, the victim proudly showed his parents his new tattoo and was surprised to learn that a penis was tattooed on his back.

According to Argentina's Terra newspaper, the victim said, "I could not see what he was tattooing because he didn't have a mirror. I only saw it when I got home and showed it to my parents."

A police spokesperson added, "The tattooist supports Boca Junior's rival, River Plate, so he got annoyed when the teenager asked him to tattoo Boca's symbol and decided to tattoo a penis instead. Unbelievable!"





Iguana faces penis trauma

An iguana. This does not have a permanent erection, you'll be glad to hear.An iguana called Mozart, who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago, may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside.

But, even if amputation is necessary, the future is not entirely bleak – the lizards have two penises.

Keepers at Aquatopia Zoo in Antwerp, Belgium, will make their decision tomorrow.






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