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Surgeon Slashes Off Penis and Dices it in a Fit of Rage

Nelu Radonescu, a Romanian surgeon, has had his medical licence suspended after he lost his temper and amputated his patient's penis, cut it up on the operating table and left the room. The operation was supposed to correct a testicular malformation.
Radonescu was under stress and accidentally cut the patient's urinary channel before the outburst. A court awarded the unfortunate patient £20,000 to rebuild his penis from the hospital's insurance company and £100,000 in damages from the surgeon.
The damages award has been criticised by doctors across Romania who say that if insurance doesn't cover damages then they may all be forced to re-evaluate whether they can undertake any procedure that involves risk.

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Dog Bites Man on Penis, Owner Jailed

Leeroy, the bulldog mastiff cross obediently did what his owner Shaun Bell, told him to do. He was told to 'get him' so he did, on the penis and other parts of the victim's body.
Scott Huttley, 21, suffered four lacerations to his penis and eventually recovered after having to wear a catheter, have surgery and antibiotics. Leeroy also attacked the first victim's friend, biting him on the thigh and hand.
The owner pleaded guilty to various charges and was sentenced to jail for three years. Despite the attacks being unprovoked, he will only have to serve seven months in jail due to his parole conditions.




Life after Jackass? Steve-O and Co. Move on from Penis Mutilation to Penis Double Entendre

In case you were worried about the various excrement-frolicking members of Jackass now that the beloved MTV franchise has been laid to rest — fear not! Four members of the gang already have a movie lined up.

Variety reports Chris Pontius, Steve “Steve-O” Glover, Preston Lacy and Jason “Wee Man” Acuna will star as a group of misfit firefighters in almost-names-itself comedy Hosed. The surefire classic follows a plucky yet clumsy volunteer firefighter who is assigned to a firehouse where he has to deal with a bunch of kooky firefighters from the other side of town.

While Pontius and co. have been cast as the fart-joking firemen, the film’s lead has not been cast.




Ewan McGregor yearns for an animated penis!

Scottish actor Ewan McGregor has no problem appearing naked in the movies he signs, and even admitted recently that he wanted to have an animated penis in the Beatrix Potter biopic 'Miss Potter'.
The actor, who stars as the love interest of Beatrix Potter, played by Renee Zellweger, in the biopic about the children's author's life, revealed that he had even tried to get a nude scene in the film.

However, though movie bosses liked the idea, they nevertheless shot it down.

"I did try to get it in the film. They said, 'Its nice Ewan, but we don't think it quite works with this movie,'" Hollywoodrag.com quoted him, as saying.

McGregor also revealed that bosses had tried animating his penis and putting Peter Rabbit's face on it, but in the end had given up the idea because it was not "tasteful enough".

"They tried animating it: putting Peter Rabbit's face on it and making it speak to Beatrix, but they didn't think it was tasteful enough in the end," he said.

The 'Moulin Rouge!' star, who is currently on location in New York filming a new movie, also told fans that he was planning to solve the problem of facing lonely nights by having cyber sex with his wife, Clara, via a webcam.

"You have to be selfish because of the unsociable hours and intensity of the work. Your kids aren't there and your wife isn't there. This time we have sorted out some video conferencing, having dinner together with your laptops either side of the Atlantic. Nice idea. The sexual possibilities are endless," he said.

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What is hidden penis?

Answer
Hidden penis refers to a penis that is normal in size but appears very small because part of it is concealed. This condition may also be called concealed penis or buried penis.

Hidden penis is an abnormality that's present at birth (congenital). Causes may include:

Congenital fat pad. Some males are born with excessive fat in the lower abdomen just above the penis, which hides the penis.
Poor skin fixation to the shaft of the penis. Sometimes the penile skin isn't adequately attached to the base or shaft of the penis. When this occurs, the penis isn't fixed in its normal position outside of the body.
Tight foreskin covering the head of the penis (phimosis). The penis becomes trapped in the foreskin, becoming partially hidden.
A doctor can often make a diagnosis of hidden penis on physical examination. In cases where abdominal fat is the cause, hidden penis may improve in the first few years of life as the lower abdomen loses fat and the penis increases in size. In other cases, treatment may include surgical repair.

Obesity may also cause concealment of the penis. The lower abdomen may become so large that it hangs low and covers the penis. The penis may also appear to shrink with age due to decreased muscle tone in the lower abdominal muscles and increased fat in the lower abdomen. Such cases of "hidden" penis can be reversed with weight loss and strengthening of the abdominal muscles.




Double Your Pleasure!

In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of
men similarly endowed.




The Royal Way!
England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse



Not The Way To Go!

At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.



Penis Pump Judge Wants Pension Restored


TULSA, OK---Convicted penis pump judge Donald Thompson thinks he should collect his $7,789 a month pension even though he's sitting in prison, serving his sentence for masturbating while presiding over jury trials including a murder case.

The Oklahoma Public Employees Retirement System had issued a ruling to withhold Thompson's retirement benefits after he was found guilty in June at jury trial of four felony courts of indecent exposure.

They say his felony convictions violate his oath of office in which he pledged to support, obey and defend the Constitutions of the United States and the state and to faithfully discharge his duties as a district judge.

Court reporters, police officers and former jurors testified against former district court judge Thompson, 59, who had steadfastly denied the allegations.

He was sentenced to four consecutive one-year jail terms in August. Earlier this month, after serving only four months of the term, Thompson had sought parole and was denied by the Oklahoma Pardon and Parole Board.

Thompson is appealing the PERS determination and a hearing which had been convened in the matter has been adjourned to Jan. 10 after a dispute arose whether several witnesses should be removed from the hearing and sequestered because they could be called as witnesses. Included are Thompson's wife, an attorney for the retirement system and the PERS director.

Thompson was not present at the hearing and his attorney asked for an adjournment so that he could obtain permission for Thompson to attend.

Thompson is appealing his convictions and continues to maintain his innocence. He claims the penis pump was a gag gift on his 50th birthday from a friend and despite witness accounts, including police officers, he claims he never used it and that his sentence is too harsh. Thompson had filed a motion asking to remain free pending appeal but it was denied.

Prosecutors say that Thompson hasn't shown any remorse for his actions. Special prosecutor Richard Smothermon told the parole board that the ex-judge had turned down a plea deal which would have spared him prison time in exchange for a guilty plea to a single misdemeanor.

Thompson, a former state legislator, had been a judge for nearly 23 years before he retired in 2004 amid the allegations. He admitted that the penis pump was his but said it was a gag gift for his 50th birthday and had never been used. His attorney had admitted that Thompson had purchased another penis pump after a doctor who was treating him for erectile dysfunction and other medical problems had recommended it.

Thompson's attorney had claimed he wasn't guilty of masturbating on the bench as charged and said the local police were out to get his client because Thompson had made rulings unfavorable to them.

According to PERS, his retirement benefits from his public service before he became a judge, while he was a state legislator, are not affected by his conviction and he continues to collect them. Thompson argues the $7,789 in benefits he received for his service as judge from February 1982 until his resignation in August 2004 should continue until his appeals have been exhausted and he wants all the money that has been withheld so far to be reimbursed to him