Vintage Thursday

I am going to try and add a new feature this Saturday called Saturday Show and Tell.
All you have to do is send me a photo any photo you like tell me a bit about it and I will Post it.
Its a good way for the readers and myself to get to know you.
Remember it can be of anything just be sure to write a little blurp about the picture.
If you have a blog or website include that also.
See you Saturday on Saturday Show and Tell.
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A Note

A man enters a gay bar and while sitting at his table, notices an absolutely gorgeous man sitting at another table--alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to the hunk, knowing that if he accepts it, he will be his for the night.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the hunk , saying this is from the gentleman. He looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.

The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your pants."

Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to the hunk.

It reads: "Just so you know - I have a Mercedes AND a BMW, and over TEN million in the bank. But not even for YOU, handsome, would I cut 2 inches off my dick. So please send back the bottle."


A Horse and a Rooster

A horse and a young rooster are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink. The horse yells at the little rooster to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The rooster runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So, the rooster gets into the farmer's Mercedes and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole.

Wasting no time, the rooster ties a rope around the bumper, and then tosses the other end of the rope to the horse. As the horse hangs on for dear life, the rooster drives the car forward, and saves the horse from sinking.

A few days later, the rooster and horse are playing in the meadow again. This time, the rooster falls into the mud hole. The rooster yells to the horse to hurry and get the farmer, or the farmer's Mercedes. The horse then says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the rooster, "Reach up and grab my "thingy", and pull yourself up!!!" And the young little rooster did so, and pulled himrself up to safety.

The Moral of the Story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up cock!


A Funny Frog Joke

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit! 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit! 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?”

The frog replies, "Ribbit. Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit! 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit! Las Vegas.”

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit! Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit! $3000, black 6."

Now this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck? Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit! Kiss me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a handsome 16-year-old boy.

"And that, your honor, is how the boy ended up in my room. So help me God."



A Dying Confession

Jake was dying. His lover, Bob, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. He held his fragile hand, tears running down his face.

His praying roused Jake from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling Bob," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," Bob said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk."

He was insistent. "Bob," he said in his tired voice. "I....I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Bob..."Everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Bob. I...I slept with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your Father!"

"I know..." Bob whispered softly, "That's why I poisoned you."


50th Anniversary


Two elderly lovers were celebrating their 50th anniversary, with a friend at the bar.

The friend suggests they return to the little town where they first met. "I'll drive you" he offers, "you guys are always talking about the place, it would be nice to go back and visit". So off they go.

They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the friend about their love for each other and how they met at this same spot.

The friend smiled as the old couple spoke.

One old boy turns to his lover and says, "Remember the first time we made love, it was up in that field across the road, when I put you against the fence. Why don't we do it again for old times sake?"

His lover giggled like crazy and said, "Sure, why not."

So they went out the door and across to the field. The friend smiled to himself, thinking how romantic this was and decided he better keep an eye on the couple so they didn't run into any harm. The old couple walked to the field and as they approached the fence they began to undress. One old man picked up his lover when they were naked and leaned him against the fence. The friend was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw. With the vitality of youth, one old boy bounced up and down excitedly, while the other lover thrashed around like a wild man, then they both fell to the ground in exhaustion.

Eventually, they stood up, shook themselves, and got dressed.

As they walked back towards the road, the friend stepped from his hiding spot and said, "That is the most wonderful love making I have ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young."

"Not really," said one old man, "when we were young, that fence wasn't electric."