Wednesday Woody

Husband cut off rival's penis, court told



A man caught his estranged wife in bed with her lover, stabbed him to death and cut off his penis last night, a Sydney court heard today.

Sydney's Central Local Court was told that Gabor Ziha, 56, of Baulkham Hills, took the severed penis of the victim, Barry Corbett, 54, and placed it in a drawer containing the underwear of his wife, Marija, 54.

The alleged attack took place at Mr Corbett's unit in Stewart Street, Parramatta.

The grisly facts emerged when Ziha, who refused to tell police what his occupation was, faced the magistrate, Gail Madgwick.

Ziha stabbed Marija several times in the leg before she could flee, according to a statement of facts handed to the court by police prosecutor Sergeant Todd Pickering.

Ziha has been charged with one count of murder and one count of malicious wounding causing grievous bodily harm.



Is My Penis Too Long for This Dress?



A Florida man was arrested for riding a bicycle while wearing a very short dress and no panties. A sheriff deputy spotted Stephen Barfield riding a bicycle at night with no lights and attempted to pull him over.


Barfield pulled a U-turn and tried to escape but was quickly apprehended. The arresting officer couldn’t help but notice Mr. Barfield was not wearing any panties as his dress only extended to his hips.


While Barfield denied being drunk the arresting officer stated he had a strong smell of alcohol and was stumbling and slurring his speech. Mr. Barfield is being held in the men’s county jail on $1500 bond.



Pricasso paints with penis



Sydney - The 10th anniversary Sydney Sexpo opened on Thursday with what has to be a world first - an on-the-spot portrait by a "penile artist" of a "genital origamist".

Artist Tim Patch, who prefers to be known as Pricasso, uses his penis as a brush to execute surprisingly good portraits in acrylic paint.



Male circumcision 'lowers risk of HIV infection by 60%'



Removing the foreskin is thought to harden the glans (head) of the penis, making it less permeable to viruses. Research conducted in 2005 showed the transmission of HIV from women to men during sex was reduced by 60 per cent if the men were circumcised.



One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words:

"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"