Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Wednesday Woody




The film Angel Heart includes a scene where Harry Angel refers to Wednesday as "Anything Can Happen Day," in reference to the original Mickey Mouse Club television program.


The astrological sign of the planet Mercury represents Wednesday

Health Note

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your butt, and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006



I was watching CNN today and a short story came on about a web site called don't date him girl so I said to myself why not have a look.
So its a site with a huge list of guys that are supposedly cheating low life scum shocking eh.
I thought it was funny at first then I thought about it and became worried about just how far we have come with the internet and how it changes and could possibly destroy lives.
Anyone can post a picture of the offending party with name last name and location then proceed to write what ever you want about the person true or not scary yes.
I have no idea what is legal regarding this site or even if it is legal, must be if they were on CNN or at least they have investigated it with lawyers.
Oh by the way guys can also post and explain themselves or at least try.
So if your looking for a bad boy, that would be my suggestion visit the site and pick up a cheater.
If your the guy call your lawyer and start suing.

Tuesday Twink



Press your Luck



THE BIG WHAMMY


Peter Tomarken -- host of the hit 1980s game show "Press Your Luck" -- and his wife were killed when their small plane crashed into Santa Monica Bay. A third person aboard the plane remains missing.


The Beech A-36 went down 200 yards offshore about 9:35 am while apparently trying to return to Santa Monica Airport because of engine trouble.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Global warming

Blooming daffodils very early

On Monday, Environment Canada called the winter of 2005-2006 the kind of season that comes along once every 100 years



Heavy rains last night and thunder storms made a mini lake on the lake.










Between December and February,Canada was 3.9 degrees above normal - the warmest winter season since temperatures were first recorded in 1948

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Let the sun shine in.



Totally uneventful week for me no work no play mostly messing around with my blog and doing some yard work.
Blogs can get kind of depressing if you read them too often so much heartache and pain at least some of the ones I have been reading I don’t read many straight blogs so I don’t know what kind of misery they get into, I do know that some of the gay ones are just horrific I can’t believe in this day and age how much hate and fear we as people can be put in from family friends and co-workers.
When will it stop? do we have to start rioting again do we take to the streets and burn down building do we march on our local governments like Martin Luther King Jr did. That will never happen.
I think we as a community have become fractured and self involved or perhaps we have just given up.
This whole BrokeBack Mountain thing is just pissing me off the jokes and crap in the papers about the movie are just way over the top.
It’s made it okay again for the off color jokes and gay bashing and it was at least an attempted to show some of the pain we go through.
Well enough of that.
The ice has melted from the lake and I can now resume my beach activities. I am kind of trying to create a little oasis for natural plants and wildlife but I have to shore up the beach from the waves when we get a storm kind of mucks up my work.
It’s been warming up nicely and tomorrow will be 18 c another great day for yard work.


We went to Colosantis today and I picked up some plants for the house just needed to add some color I finally bought a orchid which I have been wanting to do for some years but was afraid,
I have heard they are hard to care for so never attempted to grow them.
Colosantis is like a huge green house with a petting zoo, rides for the kids and lots of little shops and a restaurant, used to be just a green house actually not much in the way of plants is left it’s all been taken over by all the other crap.
We are heading up north to the soaring eagle a casino resort on Tuesday we have free room comps, we thought we had better use them hopefully we will come back with heavy wallets.
NOT.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Filthy Rich


Its that time again... Where do you rank on the Forbes list

Thats billions not millions.

1. William Gates III, Washington, 50, $50, Microsoft

2. Warren Buffett, Nebraska, 75, $42, Berkshire Hathaway

3. Carlos Slim Helu, Mexico, 66, $30, telecom

4. Ingvar Kamprad, Sweden, 79, $28, Ikea

5. Lakshmi Mittal, India, 55, $23.5, steel

6. Paul Allen, Washington, 53, $22, Microsoft, investments

7. Bernard Arnault, France, 57, $21.5, LVMH

8. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud, Saudi Arabia, 49, $20, investments

9. Kenneth Thomson and family, Canada, 82, $19.6, publishing

10. Li Ka-shing, Hong Kong, 77, $18.8, diversified

11. Roman Abramovich, Russia, 39, $18.2, oil

12. Michael Dell, Texas, 41, $17.1, Dell

13. Karl Albrecht, Germany, 86, $17, supermarkets

14. Sheldon Adelson, Nevada, 72, $16.1, casinos, hotels

15. Liliane Bettencourt, France, 83, $16, L'Oreal

15. Lawrence Ellison, California, 61, $16, Oracle

17. Christy Walton, Wyoming, 51, $15.9, Wal-Mart inheritance

17. Jim Walton, Arkansas, 58, $15.9, Wal-Mart

19. S. Robson Walton, Arkansas, 62, $15.8, Wal-Mart

20. Alice Walton, Texas, 56, $15.7, Wal-Mart

21. Helen Walton, Arkansas, 86, $15.6, Wal-Mart

22. Theo Albrecht, Germany, 83, $15.2, supermarkets

23. Amancio Ortega, Spain, 70, $14.8, Zara

24. Steven Ballmer, Washington, 50, $13.6, Microsoft

25. Azim Premji, India, 60, $13.3, software

The ranking of the Canada's richest people as estimated by Forbes magazine. Listings include rank, name, age where known, wealth in billions of dollars and source of the money.

9. Kenneth Thomson and family, 82, $19.6, publishing

59. Galen Weston and family, 65, $8.4, retail

106. James, Arthur and John Irving, $5.5, oil

114. Jeffrey Skoll, 41, $5, eBay

174. Paul Desmarais, 79, $3.8, finance

181. Bernard (Barry) Sherman, 64, $3.7, drugs

194. Jim Pattison, 77, $3.5, diversified

224. Robert Miller, 60, $3, Future Electronics

224. Edward Rogers, 72, $3, media

258. Charles Bronfman, 74, $2.7, liquor

317. Emanuele (Lino) Saputo and family, 69, $2.4, dairy

335. Wallace McCain, 76, $2.3, food

365. Michael Lee-Chin, 55, $2.1, mutual funds

382. Clayton Riddell, 68, $2, oil and gas

486. Daryl Katz, 44, $1.6, pharmacies

486. Alexander Shnaider, 37, $1.6, steel

512. Jean Coutu, 78, $1.5, pharmacies

512. Stephen Jarislowsky, 80, $1.5, asset management

562. N. Murray Edwards, 46, $1.4, oil and gas

562. Guy Laliberte, 46, $1.4, Cirque du Soleil

746. Calvin Ayre, 44, $1, Bodog.com

746. David Cheriton, $1, Google

SATURDAY MORNING COMICS






Friday, March 10, 2006

Channing Tatum

This guy sets me on fire.

Channing Tatum was born on April 26, 1980 in a small town called Cullman outside of Birmingham, Alabama.



Ethnic background consists of Native American, Irish and French.

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Channing is a southern boy born in Alabama. He was oldest of eight children in an affluent family in Alabama that moved to South Dakota. He was shipped off to a boarding school in 9th grade. At the age of six, his family moved to Mississippi where he had many fun memories of his childhood.





Channing has worked extensively in Paris, Milan and New York in various campaigns such as Nautica, Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle and Emporio Armani. Channing can be seen in television commercials as well, such as Pepsi ("Scratching"), American Eagle, and of course Mountain Dew ("Drive").

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Black & White



I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain. ~James Baldwin



An engineering professor is treating her husband, a loan officer, to dinner for finally giving in to her pleas to shave off the scraggly beard he grew on vacation. His favorite restaurant is a casual place where they both feel comfortable in slacks and cotton/polyester-blend golf shirts. But, as always, she wears the gold and pearl pendant he gave her the day her divorce decree was final. They're laughing over their menus because they know he always ends up diving into a giant plate of ribs but she won't be talked into anything more fattening than shrimp.
Quiz: How many biblical prohibitions are they violating? Well, wives are supposed to be 'submissive' to their husbands (I Peter 3:1). And all women are forbidden to teach men (I Timothy 2:12), wear gold or pearls (I Timothy 2:9) or dress in clothing that 'pertains to a man' (Deuteronomy 22:5). Shellfish and pork are definitely out (Leviticus 11:7, 10) as are usury (Deuteronomy 23:19), shaving (Leviticus 19:27) and clothes of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19). And since the Bible rarely recognizes divorce, they're committing adultery, which carries the rather harsh penalty of death by stoning (Deuteronomy 22:22).
So why are they having such a good time? Probably because they wouldn't think of worrying about rules that seem absurd, anachronistic or - at best - unrealistic. Yet this same modern-day couple could easily be among the millions of Americans who never hesitate to lean on the Bible to justify their own anti-gay attitudes. ~Deb Price, And Say Hi To Joyce


Straight Americans need... an education of the heart and soul. They must understand - to begin with - how it can feel to spend years denying your own deepest truths, to sit silently through classes, meals, and church services while people you love toss off remarks that brutalize your soul. ~Bruce Bawer, The Advocate, 28 April 1998

Hollywood Shocker



Batman exposed

Gotham City superhero, Batman, is gay, according to Hollywood superstar George Clooney.
The actor who was being interviewed by host Barbara Walters’ who asked if he would ever play a gay cowboy. Mr Clooney said he believed he had already played a gay character, "I was in a rubber suit and I had rubber nipples. I could have played Batman straight, but I made him gay."

Jello Recipe



JELL-O LUBE

A recipe for a homemade Jell-O-based lubricant:
1 cup of water
1 cup of baby oil
1 packet of Jell-O (any flavor)
Throw all of these ingredients into a blender and mix until smooth. Then pour, and away you go! (Note: This lube is incompatible with condoms; the oil will dissolve the latex.)


Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Wednesday Woody




Clay Aiken's webcam outing

Clay Aiken, 22, was in Boston on tour on Dec. 5, where he logged onto gay pick-up webspot, manhunt.net,As reported by the Star.


The conversation

Clay: i'm in a hotel downtown. please come see me

Source: which one?

CA: wyndham

Source: dude

Source: that's IT???

CA: what?

Source: you're not at the ritz

CA: no

Source: or the park plaza??? sheesh!

CA: no

Source: B-List!!!!

CA: i like to save money

Source: hahahahaha

CA: i dont need to waste money on a hotel room. as long as it has a bed and a toliet. no need to act all uppity.


When is it going to end.
Ok if what they say is true
he is a closeted male
with some pretty crazy fans
he does not deserve this
tons of people do it
and tons of people love sex
but this is cruel
why do Americans think they own their stars and take great pride in destroying them
and if they rise from the ashes
they like them all the more
gay bashing is bad enough
but this cruel
and gays should know better
because they have to go thru so much shit as it is