Saturday, June 03, 2006

Speedo Sunday


Lochte 'set for life' with 10-year Speedo deal

PORT ORANGE -- Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte set another record Friday -- only this one came in a corporate boardroom rather than a swimming pool.

Associated Press
Ryan Lochte celebrates winning the men's 200 meters backstroke final at the FINA World Short Course Swimming Championships in Shanghai, China, April 9. Lochte set a new world record time of 1:49.05.
The Port Orange swimmer signed an endorsement contract with swimwear company Speedo that is the longest ever for a male swimmer.

Financial terms of the contract, which runs through 2016, were not released. But Lochte's agent, Peter Carlisle, said the deal is "extremely lucrative" and virtually unprecedented in its duration.


Swimming World magazine.com



Speedos cannot be worn by guys under the following conditions:

1) If when you look down, you can’t see the color of your Speedo, you
probably should not be wearing one. No matter how manly your chest may
be, if your belly exceeds your chest, it is not arousing to men to see
your skimpy bathing suit.

2) If your belly hangs down over the top of the Speedo, you should not
be wearing one. No, men are not impressed that you can do finger
acrobatics tying up your Speedo with only one hand, as the other hand is
being used to lift up the fold of skin of your belly hanging mercilessly
down over the top of your Speedo.

3) If you have one of those penises that kind of stick straight out as
opposed to hang down, you should not be wearing one. No, men do not
get turned on by 1and a 1/2 inches of pure male passion raging from your
loins.

4) If you have a butt that is larger than most lawn chairs, skip the
Speedo.

5) If you are the type of guy who gets aroused when you see a man in
less than an overcoat and/or if there is a gentle breeze, you should not
be wearing one. Teepees are for Indian reservations and not for the pool
thankyouverymuch.

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