Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Tasty Tuesday.... 666 The day of the beast



The better than sex cake

3 sticks butter (margarine will not do) 1 (4oz. bar German's chocolate, grated3 cups sugar 3 cups flour
5 eggs 1 tsp. baking powder
1 (8 oz.) carton sour cream 1 (6 oz.) pkg chocolate chips
1/4 cup milk 1/2 cup chopped pecans

Cream butter and sugar. Add eggs and beat 4 minutes at medium speed. Stir in sour cream, milk, and grated chocolate; mix well. Add sifted flour and baking powder; beat well. Stir in chocolate chips and nuts.

Bake in a greased and floured (I use cracker crumbs) tube pan at 325 degrees until it tests done. Ice with a chocolate frosting or the following:

2 sq. melted chocolate 1/4 cup milk
1/2 stick butter 3/4 box confectioners sugar
1 tsp. vanilla

Beat well.



The following is a list of foods and drinks are considered to have aphrodisiac qualities with stimulating properties on the erogenous zones and sexually excite and stimulate the libido.



Chocolate, Ginseng, Oysters, Caviar, Celery, Clove, Grapes, Fennel, Almonds, Avocados, Bananas, Walnuts, Ginger, Nutmeg, Chili, Chickpeas, Horseradish, Saffron, Vanilla, and Asparagus (Turns women OFF - Turns men ON)



Horny Goat Weed – Herbal Plant That Would Make You Horny?

Behind the funny name of horny goat weed stands a time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo...
Horny Goat Weed (Epimedium sp.) has a two thousand year history of use as a sex-enhancer. Behind the funny name of horny goat weed stands a time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo, horny goat weed was first described in ancient classical Chinese medicinal texts. Today, horny goat weed holds an important place in Traditional Chinese Medicine and is gaining popularity around the world as it becomes incorporated in Western medicine.
The leaves of Horny Goat Weed contain a variety of flavonoids, polysaccharides, lignans, sesquiterpenes, phenolic and penethylol glycosides, ionones, sterols, and an alkaloid called magnaflorine. Used by practitioners for over 2,000 years, horny goat weed is several species of epimedium, a leafy plant which grows in the wild, most abundantly at higher altitudes. And while the exact way that horny goat weed works is still being researched, the plant has long been employed to restore sexual fire, boost erectile function, allay fatigue and alleviate menopausal discomfort.



11 Foods That LITERALLY Make You HORNY!!

1- Celery
While it may not be the first food that comes to mind when it comes to sex, celery can be a fantastic source food for sexual stimulation, as it contains androsterone, an odorless hormone released through male perspiration that turns gay men on.
How to enjoy it: Celery is best eaten raw. Wash and cut some, and munch away.

2- Raw oysters
This is one of the classic sexy foods. Oysters are high in zinc, which raises sperm and testosterone production. Oysters also contain dopamine, a hormone that increases sexual fun. The experience of shucking a raw oyster is erotic. Try incorporating it into your foreplay -- feed him and have him feed you. The slippery taste sensation and the mere act of shucking it should get you both in the mood.
How to enjoy them: Scrub the shells thoroughly to get any dirt/bacteria off. Pry them open and place them on a bed of ice, squeeze some fresh lemon onto them if you like, and then start shucking away.

3- Bananas
Bananas contain the bromelain enzyme, which is believed to improve male libido. Additionally, they are good sources of potassium and B vitamins like riboflavin, which increase the body's overall energy levels.
How to enjoy them: Place them on a dish in various states of "undress" and have your man slowly eat some for you. Then gobble yours down and get to work.

4- Avocado
The Aztecs called the avocado tree ahuacatl or "testicle tree." While avocados can indeed look like that body part, they contain high levels of folic acid, which helps metabolize proteins, thus giving you more energy. They also contain vitamin B6 (a nutrient that increases male hormone production) and potassium , two elements that help enhance male libido.
How to enjoy it: Cut one in half, scoop out the insides with your fingers, and then get your man to lick it off.

5- Almonds (or nuts in general)
Almonds are a prime source of essential fatty acids. These are vital as they provide the raw material for a man's healthy production of hormones. Try lighting some almond-scented candles to encourage his mood and snack on some (but not too many) yourself to store up energy for your performance.
How to enjoy them: Eat them raw (with no added salt or sweetness). Or, crush some fresh almonds and sprinkle them on your salad to get the energy you need.

Onto some fruit, eggs and other things you won't believe...

6- Mangoes, peaches, strawberries
What can be more fun than sinking your teeth into a drippy, sticky-sweet fruit? Probably doing that as a prelude to (or during) sex. All of the above fruits and their shapes, textures and succulence are erotically suggestive and can be fun to use amid foreplay. Try dribbling the juices over your bodies and licking up the residue as an erotic game. It makes for a great (and tasty) way to discover each other's bodies.
How to enjoy them: Peel the mango, cut the peach and slice up some strawberries, and feed your man while he's giving you oral sex.

7- Eggs
Although not the most sensual of foods, eggs are high in vitamins B6 and B5. These help balance hormone levels and fight stress, two things that are crucial to a healthy libido. Eggs are also a symbol of fertility and rebirth. Some people will eat raw chicken eggs just prior to sex to increase their libido and maximize energy levels. But all bird and fish eggs contain B6 and B5.
How to enjoy them: Have some caviar and (a bit of) champagne during your fun or gobble down some hard-boiled eggs beforehand.

8- Liver
A good source of glutamine -- a cellular fuel for your immune system -- liver may indeed increase a slowed-down libido. Granted, it's not the sexiest of foods, but if you add it to your basic diet, your body -- and your man -- will thank you for it.
How to enjoy it: Try frying liver up in a pan with some onions, spices and olive oil to make the taste more agreeable.

9- Figs
These are high in amino acids, which are believed to increase libido. They can also improve sexual stamina. Furthermore, the shape of a fresh fig and the sweet, juicy taste are two tangible aspects that are highly pleasurable to the human senses.
How to enjoy them: Feed him some fresh figs and let the juices run all over while you're both getting revved up

10- Garlic
Yes, you might need to stock up on some extra breath mints, but it'll be worth it. Garlic contains allicin, an ingredient that increases blood flow to the sexual organs. As such, it's a highly effective herb for increasing libido. If the odor just won't work for you, or you can't stand garlic, you and your man can always take garlic capsules instead.
How to enjoy it: Well, chances are you can't enjoy garlic and sex simultaneously, so take some capsules and get it over with.

11- Chocolate
Chocolate contains theobromine -- an alkaloid -- which is very similar to caffeine. It also contains phenylethylamine, a chemical believed to produce the feeling of "being in love." So when your man talks about how good chocolate makes him feel, there is some science behind it. In addition, dark chocolate has a massive amount of anti-oxidants, which are great for the body in general, as they help maintain the immune system.
How to enjoy it: From chocolate bars to chocolate fondue, as long as it's chocolate, you and your man will be in for a tasty session.