Random Acts of Guyness

Man wants penis cut off
(China Daily)


A doctor has refused a 24-year-old man's request for him to cut off his penis, instead of referring him to a psychologist for help.

The man, from Kunming, Yunnan Province, split up with his girlfriend days ago. He saw her with another man and was so broken-hearted he went to a doctor with the request, saying he did not want a relationship with any other woman.



Pharaoh's curse or coincidence?

And Tut's penis is missing. The CT machine scanned the bed of sand Tut lies in, and detected what may or may not be the missing penis, Selim said.

Researchers concluded Tut was about 5 feet, 6 inches tall and was about 18 years old when he died.



Giant Penis, Silver Bells Mark Mozart's `Magic Flute' in Berlin

By Shirley Apthorp

Nov. 27 (Bloomberg) -- Tamino's Magic Flute is a giant lacquered penis and Papageno's bells are silver testicles.



Steve-Os not gay

Jackass' star Steve-O has confessed he once kissed his co-star Chris Pontius' penis - but insists he is not "gay".

The outrageous daredevil is adamant the prank does not mean he has homosexual tendencies because it was done as a joke for 'Jackass'.

He told More magazine: "The naughtiest thing I've ever done is kissed the head of Chris Pontius' penis one time. But that was just for the cameras. It's not really gay if your mates are filming it."

Steve-O has also bragged he is a fantastic lover and claims it doesn't take him more than one minute to satisfy a woman.

He said: "A lot can happen in a minute!"

Earlier this week, Steve-O slammed Kevin Federline for neglecting his responsibilities as a father.

The wild prankster claimed Kevin had been out partying with him soon after his now estranged wife Britney Spears gave birth to their second son Jayden James.

Steve-O said: "I thought it was funny that I heard he just had a kid, but he was out with us getting wasted in Las Vegas."



Monk cuts off penis, refuses refix
(Reuters)

Bangkok - A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.

The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.

"We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone.

Prawing declined to comment on the monk's erection, which Bangkok-based Kom Chad Luk tabloid reported on its Web site.