Cock Rings

A cock ring is most often used to make an erect penis harder and bigger, to keep it that way for a longer amount of time, and to delay and heighten orgasm. Cock rings work by constricting blood flow, keeping blood in the shaft of the penis. When a wearer finally does ejaculate, the sensation is more intense, since it took a longer time to come, and because the penis is filled with additional blood.



Cock rings fit over the shaft and the testicles/scrotum when a man is not erect. Ball by ball, the testicles go through, then the penis shaft dives in head first through the remaining ring space. The ideal cock ring stays in place when the penis is soft, yet it can fairly easily slip off or unsnap when the penis is hard. Lube can be added to make putting rings on and taking them off a little easier



For safety and pleasure, a cock ring needs to increase the size of the erection only slightly. If you notice more pronounced swelling, then the fit is too tight. In that case, take the cock ring off immediately. It's also vital for men to take off their cock ring at the first sign of pain or if the genitals feel cold. In addition, it's dangerous to leave a ring on for too long, including wearing one to sleep when spontaneous erections are all the rage. An erection of several hours can cause blood coagulation in the penis, making it difficult to lose the erection. This is called priapism, a prolonged erection. Since new blood cannot enter the penis, this can be severely painful and cause permanent damage to the erectile tissue.



Before you fly

In these high-security times, metal detectors will catch some of these penis-erectors that are tricky to explain and/or remove for closer inspection.



Did you say PENIS



Chocolate Jesus Penis Stolen, Display Canceled

This was posted April 1 I assume its a joke but who knows

Someone stole the penis from the nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ that had been scheduled to go on display in New York tomorrow night. The theft was discovered early this morning by a custodian at the Lab Gallery in the Roger Smith Hotel, where the exhibition was to have taken place.

A gallery official who announced the cancellation of the exhibit explained that there wasn't enough time to re-sculpt the missing part before tomorrow night.

"Jesus was big for his age," said Geoff Bolton, creative director at the gallery. "You didn't find many six-feet-tall men with a size thirteen sandal in his time, and getting the details right in a correspondingly large penis takes some doing. Besides, part of the Lord's left testicle was damaged in the theft, so his entire kit would have had to have been re-hung."



'Butterfly'....A Shocking Tale.

"Butterfly: A Grimm Love Story."

Movie trailer

In March of 2001, Meiwes placed an ad in a cannibal chat room searching for someone to eat and he met Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, who was searching to be consumed.

With the consent of Brandes, Meiwes severed his penis, seasoned it with salt, pepper and garlic, cooked it and served it to the pair. Meiwes later killed Brandes, and throughout the course of the next few weeks cooked and ate more than 20 kilograms (44 pounds) of Brandes.

T.S. Faull wrote a disturbing film which, at times, is uncomfortable - if not frightening - to watch, and Weisz held nothing back from the audience. The story is graphic, therefore the film is graphic, and Weisz makes no apologies for the matter



The pain was incredible

A German girl who could not get an admirer to stop bothering her in a Hamburg disco unzipped the man's flies, pulled out his penis, put it in her mouth - and then almost bit it in half.

Natascha Mueller reportedly told police: 'I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away.'

Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: 'She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'. Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Xmas, and then she bit me. The pain was incredible. She almost bit it off.'

Emergency services found the man clutching his blood-stained member in the middle of the dance floor.

The young woman who was arrested was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested.