Saturday, April 14, 2007

Did you say Penis

Different Strokes

Is there a difference in pleasing a guy who is circumsized versus a guy who isn't?"

Though you would think otherwise, the truth is that there is no real difference in pleasing a man who is circumcised versus uncircumcised. What is different, is the sensations the man feels.

Men who are not cut claim that the sensitivity they feel in the head of the penis is absolutely astounding. Because the foreskin covers the head of the penis, which is the part of the penis that contains the most nerves, it helps those nerves stay extra sensitive. If you have ever broken a nail too far, and found that the skin underneath the nail is extra sensitive to your touch, you can get the basics of why uncut men supposedly have increased pleasure. Uncut men will sometimes insist that circumcision is barbaric, as you are cutting off a part of the penis that can be key in pleasure. The argument is that you are exposing the head of the penis to all manner of elements, decreasing the natural sensitivity.

But cut men will often disagree: they still experience orgasms, and can feel immense pleasure in the head of the penis. Of course, the only man who can truly speak with authority on this matter are those that are circumcised in adulthood.

When pleasing a man with a foreskin, you might find yourself intimidated if you are unaccustomed to it. America is the only country in which circumcision is really the norm, (it is now offered in hospitals right after birth). There is no reason to be intimidated, however; if you gently pull back on the foreskin it will reveal the head of the penis just like you would see on man who is circumcised. Do not worry about hurting the man while you stimulate him, the odds of you pulling on his foreskin too hard are minimal as long as he is open with you as you touch him. Just keep in mind that because the head of his penis has increased sensitivity, you want to be especially careful when it comes to teeth and nails, though I have no doubt cut men would want you to be just as cautious with their nether regions.




Pete Doherty is planning to get his penis pierced.

The Babyshambles rocker, who is dating Kate Moss, has booked an appointment at North London's Camden Cold Steel parlour and plans to surprise his supermodel lover with the intimate piercing.
A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Pete has booked the piercing appointment for later this week. He has been thinking about it for a while. And now is the perfect time, because Kate is away working on her fashion line, so he can surprise her with it when she returns.
"He is so excited and has managed to keep it a secret from Kate so far. He's gone for the most painful 14mm hole because he wants to wear large pieces of jewellery." Kate is currently in Devon brainstorming ideas for her new collection with high street retailers Topshop. This isn't the first time Pete has surprised Kate with body art - he already has a tattoo of a K inside a heart on his arm.



Your Penis Looks Funny

Pete Wentz has developed quite a gay following. And for good reason. Fall Out Boy's bassist recently admitted to getting down with the fellas, but only a bit of a snog. No dick action, unfortunately. Make no mistake, he'll readily admit another man's attractive. His distaste for the dick comes not from socially constructed homophobia, but from his distaste for...well, dick.



Gonorrhea 'superbug' requires new treatment

THE PROBLEM: Gonorrhea, a sexually transmitted disease, is now among the "superbugs" resistant to common antibiotics, leading U.S. health officials to recommend wider use of a different class of drugs to avert a public health crisis.
THE RECOMMENDATION: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is urging doctors to treat U.S. gonorrhea patients with cephalosporin drugs, which include the generic ceftriaxone, also sold under the brand name Rocephin.
The previous therapy was fluoroquinolones, which included Cipro, and is no longer recommended. The change was made because a growing number of gonorrhea cases are resistant to fluoroquinolones.
THE DISEASE: The CDC estimates that more than 700,000 people in the United States contract gonorrhea each year through sexual contact.
It is the second most commonly reported infectious disease in the United States, trailing only chlamydia,Ò which the CDC says affects more than 2.1 million people yearly in the U.S. The highest rates of infection are among sexually active teenagers, young adults and blacks. Because many people don't have obvious symptoms, they can unknowingly spread gonorrhea to others.
The resistant form accounts for more than one in every four gonorrhea cases among heterosexual men in Philadelphia and nearly that many in San Francisco, the CDC reports.
SYMPTOMS: Most men and women with gonorrhea may have no symptoms. Some men may have painful or swollen testicles, a burning sensation while urinating, or a white, yellow or green discharge from the penis. Female symptoms of gonorrhea can be mild and sometimes are mistaken for a bladder or vaginal infection. Initial symptoms for women include a painful or burning sensation while urinating, increased vaginal discharge or vaginal bleeding between menstrual periods.
HEALTH RISKS: Though it's treatable, gonorrhea puts people at greater risk of catching the AIDS virus and at risk of infertility if untreated. In women, gonorrhea can cause pelvic inflammatory disease. In men, it can cause epididymitis, a painful condition of the testicles that can lead to infertility.
PREVENTION: Gonorrhea can be prevented by abstaining from sex or by proper and consistent use of condoms.

Source: The Associated Press



Flea

One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

To which the second flea replied "I just rode out here on a bikers mustache and I'm so very coldddd!"

The first flea said, "Don't you know the special trick to gettin here, first you go to the airport, go straight to the mens cammode, wait for a young pilot to come along, and when he sits down you climb right up between his butt cheeks where its nice and warm".

The second flea agreed that this was a grand idea. The next winter comes along and it was time for the fleas to head for the sunny beaches again. The first flea arrived and began putting suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flea legs. About that time, the second flea arrived again just a shiverin', shakin', and mumbling about how cold he was.

The first flea exclaimed "Didn't you learn anything that I taught you about getting here nice and warm?"

To which the second flea replied, "I did just as you said; I went to the mens cammode and this pilot came in and sat down, I climbed right up between his butt cheeks and it was so very warm. Next thing I know we stop at a bar and I fell asleep. All of a sudden I woke and there I was, right back on that bikers mustache!

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