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Sharon Osbourne has let rip on Queens Of The Stone Age frontman Josh Homme, saying that she hopes his manhood drops off and gets eaten by, erm, his mum.

Sharon’s vicsious tirade, which we’ll bring you more of in a second, follows Homme’s remark about Ozzfest, the festival run by Mr Osbourne, aka Ozzy.

The QOTSA man said that he’d never play the festival again because “They treat bands like sh*t”.

In response, Sharon raised the bar on bad taste, and wished him the following: "I hope he gets syphilis and dies,” Sharon cheerfully told Blender magazine. “I hope his dick fu*king falls off so his mother can eat it."



Bowls club suprised by large penis

A bowls club was stunned to find a giant penis drawn in weed killer on its green.

Now members will have to wait for nature to take its course before the playing area is decent again.

A spokesman for Cheshire's Knutsford Conservative Club said: 'We had a laugh but we don't want to make a big thing of it as this kind of thing could spread.'



Millions of American men spend billions of dollars on skin care for every other part of their body except their penis.

If you are not already taking care of the skin on your penis, here are five reasons to start.

1. Friction… Friction during sex can leave the penis sore, irritated, chafed, or raw.

2. Heat… The penis is subjected to intense heat due to tight pants, and during intercourse. This intense heat can have a drying effect on the skin.

3. Chemicals… The latex in condoms and the spermicidal chemicals used can have a reactive, irritating effect on the skin of the penis.

4. Enlargement and retraction… The penis is designed to get erect and to retract to the flaccid state. This constant stretching of the skin can be taxing, and a good moisturizer,can help the skin heal, recover, and thrive much better.

5. Age… As a man becomes older, his skin becomes dryer. The skin on the penis is not immune to this, and age can impair the sensitivity, elasticity, and texture of the penis.

Most men probably never think about taking special care of the skin on their penis, but they should. Actually, the skin on the penis is probably the skin that needs our attention most.

Simply by rubbing your favorite moisturizer into the shaft of the penis twice a day and always after sex, a man can help the skin heal, recover, and restore itself despite the gauntlet of torture it is subjected to every single day.



According to scientific research, which of these herbs, when sniffed while eating pumpkin pie, increases blood flow to the penis by up to 20 per cent?

A,Catnip, B,lavender, C,rosemary



C,Lavender (careful now!)