Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Jack off Buddy



* The average age a man starts producing sperm is 12 1/2


* Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1 to 2 Tsp full


* Number of calories per Tsp of semen: 7


* Percent of ejaculate made up of sperm: 5 %


* Average number of sperm per ejaculation: 100 million




Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime
7,200


* Average number of times he will ejaculate from masterba-
tion: 2,000


* Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: Approximately
14 gallons


* Average speed of ejaculation: 28 mph


* Average length from base of pelvis to tip of penis flaccid:
3.5 inches


* Average length when erect: 5.1 inches




* Average girth measured at the base of the shaft when
flaccid: 3.9 inches


* Average girth when erect: 4.9 inches


* Smallest natural (functional) penis recorded on a man :
5/8 inch


* Largest natural (functional) penis recorded on a man: 11
inches


* Largest penis in the Animal Kindom belongs to the Blue
Whale: 11 Feet


* With penile enlargement surgery, average gain in size
when flaccid: 3 inches


* Average gain when erect: 1 inch




* Cost of enlargement surgery: Between $6,000 and $20,000


* Percent of U.S. men who are circumsized: 60


* Amount of blood in a flaccid penis: 1/3 oz


* Amount of blood in penis when erect: 3 oz


* Other organs that can increase their capacity by as much:
None


* Number of penile implants currently in use in the U.S. :
About 22,500




* Percent of men that say they climax too early: 30


* Most arousing time of day for a man: Early morning
hormone levels peak)


* Most arousing season for a man: Fall (hormone levels
peak)


* Percent of men who say that there has ever been a
moment in their lives when they weren't interested in sex:
13


* Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start
exercising, lose weight


* Foods that are believed to be aphrodisiacs: Oysters, lean
meats, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ


* Average age at which a man has his first sexual
experience: 17




* Percent of men that have been with more than 20 sex
partners since the age of 18: 17


* Percent of women with the same: 3


* Percent of men who say they masterbate: 60


* Percent of men that say they masterbate at least once a
day: 54


* Percent of men that say they feel guilty from masterbating
that often: 41


* Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection after
orgasm: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks


* Average number of erections per day for a man: 11




* Average number of erections that occur while he is
sleeping: 9


* Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3 to 4 inches


* Time it takes sperm to fertilize an egg: 2.5 seconds


* Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)


* Number of men who have vasectomies each year : 500,000


* Cost of a vasectomey: About $750.00


* Percent reimbursed by insurance: Nearly 100%


* Average cost of a reversal: $8,500


* Percent of cost of reversals covered by insurance: 0



Cost for a year's supply of condoms for the average
sexually active man: About $100.00


* Percent of women involved in the purchase decision of
condoms: 60


* Thickness of the average condom: .07mm


* Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05mm




* Content of Semen: Ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens,
calcium, cholesterol, chotine, citric acid, creatine, DNA,
fructose glutathione, hyaluronidase, lactic acid, magnesium,
nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine,
pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermadine, spermine, urea,
uric acid, vitamin B 12 and Zinc


* In general the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.
Some say that alkaline-based foods (meat and fish)
produce a buttery or fishy taste.




The Interlocking Grip – Locking your hands together and move up and down to stimulate orgasm. Lubrication is recommended.



The Backhanded masterbation – At first this may seem awkward, but you simply turn your hand around and use your index finger to stimulate parts you never knew you had.




The Campfire Method – Just think of rubbing a stick together to start a fire, and use that back and forth motion on your penis. Lubrication should be used.



The Mushroom – when you hold your penis upright with one hand and gently rub the head with the other hand in a circular motion. Lubrication should be used.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

guys need to whack off more!!!

Anonymous said...

u are so gay
i mean the guy has sperm on his face thats not right.
then the other guy is grabing both penises that just sick

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

gay? Really? you don't say! thanks for the comment captain obvious.

Anonymous said...

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