Friday Whitey

The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sargeant announces,

"I ve got good news and bad news.

First the good news.

Today we are going to change our underwear."

The troops start cheering wildly.

"Now the bad news," continues the Sarge.

"Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy..."



There is a clothing store in Bartlesville. The owner has devised his own method of pricing items. A vest costs $20, socks cost $25, a tie costs $15 and a blouse costs $30. Using the method, how much would a pair of underwear cost?



Mr smith was always embarresed that his wife never wore underwear. One winter she caught a bad cold. So mr. Smith called the doctor. He said: My wife has a horrible cold and she has a horrible habbit of never wearing underwear. So when the doctor came to their house the doctor looked down her throat. He said: You should really start wearing underwear. So mrs smith said:If you can tell i’m not wearing underwear by looking down my throat, can you look up my asshole and tell me if my hat’s on straight?



A recent survey by under-garment giant, Fruit of the Loom, revealed some very disturbing facts about British men's habits when it comes to changing their underwear. The survey found that one in ten British men only bother to change their underpants once every two days!

Even more disturbing, is that fact that an estimated one million British guys only put on a clean pair of Y-fronts once every four days! Combine that with the fact that many Europeans only shower once or twice a month, (whether they need it or not), and one slowly starts to understand the full gravity of the situation. (And that's not even including those guys who 'go commando'). Yuk!