Tasty Tuesday

Picked this up along my travels How to pick up a straight guy.
Let me know how it works for you lol.

Disclaimer: Some straight guys will kill you if you make a sexual advance towards them! Do not be stupid, use your head!



1.Getting them turned on! This is an important first step, I make sure I always have good quality porn magazines and vhs adult movies lying around my apartment. If you are with a guy somewhere and you do not have access to porn then try and direct the conversation towards the subject of sex and getting laid. Make comments about girls that might be in the area, try to get him to share stories of some of his more adventurous sexual experiences, and make up some of your own to help the conversation flow. I usually tell a story about some really hot slut that a bunch of my friends gangbanged. Make the story kinky, tell him that guys were jerking each other while they were waiting to have a go at the chick.



I like adult theaters, bookstores, strip bars has well, there are lots of juiced up straight guys hanging out there. You really need to be comfortable around these guys, and move slow, you need to be able to talk about sports and cars and all the other shit straight boys love to talk about. You really need to be able to read these guys too, only a small percentage will be interested , some will be down right hostile, so watch their reactions to you conversations closely. I usually tell them about a buddy that just brought a new car, and made the money to paid for it by letting guys suck him off for money.



2.Break out the beer This might be a little on the sleazy side but ( ok allot on the sleazy side), get the guy a little tipsy . I don't mean knocking the dude out or anything, a comatose stud might not be able to get it up;-) A few drinks will really help lower the guys inhibitions.



3. Privacy! The guy needs to know that one else will know what has happened between you. So keep your mouth shut, this is really important, especially in smaller communities like the one I grew up in. I sucked off tons of straights dudes , but I never told anyone and I always made sure no else knew about our encounters.



4.Making Contact. Now you need to work on reducing in the physical distance between you and your prey. Find a way to sit a little closer to the guy , maybe have your legs touch. Horseplay is another excellent way to narrow the space between you. A punch on the arm and a little wrestling is a great way to make contact. Of course you can always rely on the porn movie classic " I am learning a how to give massage and need to practice my lower and upper leg technique, can I practice on you?



5. Deniability . Never force the guy to acknowledge a sexual advance has being "gay" , reassure him by saying "how you love to suck masculine straight guys like him". If you see the guy later, never bring up your past encounters. I have had married guys that I have been sucking for years, they come over to my house and pretend to fall asleep on the sofa then I suck them dry. I never mention what happened while they "slept".



7. Total honesty. Once you gauge wither or not this guy will try and kill you if you tell him your gay, just be honest and say , listen dude I am gay and would love to suck your dick, all you have to do is lay back and relax while I get on my knees and just worship that cock of yours.