Richard Hatch Prison Bitch

Richard Hatch, who won $1-million (U.S.) on Survivor, says being in prison for failing to pay taxes on his reality-TV prize and other income is no day at the beach. Hatch was convicted last year and was sentenced to 51 months in prison, and is at the Federal Correctional Institution in Morgantown, W.Va., a minimum security facility.

"Obviously, this is better than the county lockup," Hatch tells People magazine in its March 26 issue. "There's no fence here. But people think I've come to a country club. It's not. This is prison. Just because it's got a beautiful view of the countryside doesn't make it a resort."