Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Sexy In Shorts

DID YOU SAY PENIS



A mud pack for the penis

The mud pack for the penis, which follows a wine bath for the gonads, is part of an Italian-style esthetic treatment offered by a Tokyo-based service called The Aromani.

"A whole lot of operations similar to ours sprung up in a short time and we needed to provide a service nobody else was offering and this was it," The Aromani's boss tells Spa! "Our sales point is that we also offer variations, including having the service performed by multiple workers (groups of two or three women), or you can have it performed by a shy woman or another who'll do it while talking dirty."

The Aromani's boss says the service began with the motto of "providing health and beauty to the willy and anus."

The service involves using a hotel sink or face-washing basin and filling it with warm water and wine. This is aimed at improving the circulation. Instead of inserting the face, however, the client places their bottom in the bowl, allowing the penis and anus to be soaked in the suds of their sommelier.

Spa! notes that the washing is performed by at least one woman, who The Aromani insists must be in her 20s or 30s at the oldest.

Once the basic basin service has finished, the genitals are swathed in a chunk of mud supposed to cleanse the skin. Once they are completely covered, the woman (or women) providing the service, then show their handiwork, so to speak, until the client reaches climax, or what Spa! calls the "ascent to Heaven."




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For a sex scene in the new ITV drama, City Lights, Robson wore a prosthetic willy to show on-screen wife Nicola Stephenson just how much he cared.

"For the love scene with Robson he had to wear a foam penis in his boxer shorts to show that he was 'up for it'. It was just hilarious.

"It looked so real that I took a picture of Robson wearing it on my mobile phone. The trouble is I've since lost the phone so someone has got that picture! It could end up on the Internet on somewhere like YouTube!"



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An Ottawa psychiatrist accused of having depraved sex and torturing two of his male patients -- alleged acts that included tying a rope around one young man's genitals and leading him around the office -- will never practise again, a College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario disciplinary hearing heard yesterday.

ALLEGATIONS

In exchange, the college will not pursue allegations that Tejeda engaged in acts of sexual impropriety, sexual abuse and disgraceful and unprofessional conduct with the two patients between 1990 and 2006.

Tejeda has also been charged criminally with six counts of sexual assault. None of the allegations have been proven in court.


College documents allege Tejeda forced one patient to perform oral and oral-anal sex.

When the patient told officials at the Ottawa Civic Hospital in 1998 about the sexual abuse, Tejeda allegedly forced him to retract the disclosure. Tejeda also allegedly paid the patient's girlfriend $3,000 not to disclose the sexual abuse.

The same documents accuse Tejeda of raping a second young man, also a patient, while his head was in a toilet and sodomizing him with a toilet brush. He's also accused of piercing the patient's scrotum and penis with a needle so it would bleed.

WHIPPING ALLEGED

It's also alleged that the second patient was forced to perform oral sex with a plastic bag over his head.

Tejeda would also allegedly whip the patient's buttocks with a riding crop while talking about sexual fantasies that would be so rough the patient would need "medical attention."








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